Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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