what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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