I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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