You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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