so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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