Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm sobbing to NWA
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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