so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
