i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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