physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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