And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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