ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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