Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i now understand why vodka
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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