Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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