I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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