idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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