Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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