When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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