She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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