You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just want to make out with him forever
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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