sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
another moral hangover. fuck.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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