Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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