They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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