Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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