I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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