I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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