Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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