I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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