'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You pole danced in your parka.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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