I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
