I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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