Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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