If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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