Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
