this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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