Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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