He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
