the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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