We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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