I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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