some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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