Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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