4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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