haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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