butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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