You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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