I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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