Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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