an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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