is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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