Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize