If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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