My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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