I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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