the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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